Life without "Pretty" is so F**king "Boring!"


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Life without "Pretty" is so F**king "Boring!"

Okay class, here's the deal: I'm testing a funny daily blog called: PrettyBoring -- with a "take no prisoners" brand of humor that unloads in Pop Cuture's face.

Just some of the topics we'll smear are movies, TV, media, fashion, music, and celebs.
Me and my posse of contributing writer's are bad boyz and girlz;

Yea, boi...don't believe us? here's a little sample of what our knee-slapping writer's said last week:


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* GRAFFEO: "I’ll admit that I just recently figured out who Rachael Ray really was. I knew she cooked things in five minutes...So I watched her morning show the other day and here is my assessment: No. She’s so loud…and annoying…and loud. It was 10 am, Rachael. Shhh."

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* WERNECKE:
"Bob Dylan wrote a novel, and then promptly got into a near-fatal motorcycle accident. See? Novels are dangerous! Curiously, Nicole Richie’s novel...may have come out on top, sales wise, here – and she’s not even famous for anything but her frightening weight loss and her dancing-on-the-ceiling dad."

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* CRUZ: "Do television viewers need more unrealistic looking people shoved down their pussies?"

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* ROGNLI: "On a mid-summer night in eastern Iowa with cicadas in the trees, bratwurst on the grill, and the love of my life in my arms, she turns to me and says, “I think I might be gay.�? This was a deal breaker."

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* MASTER: "I never found Mischa Barton’s Marissa in any way appealing...despite rumors of extra acting classes discretely offered to her, she tended to look like she was reading a teleprompter with a mouth full of cotton half the time."


We are so wild. -- And we're crazy too!
Who know's what we'll say this week!

So, tune in for a snarkfull @ PrettyBoring.com

Henry Cruz
, managing editor
PrettyBoring.com


 

 

 


September 24, 2005

Plug


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Mommy knows best

Coming in October



 



 

September 19, 2005

Plug


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Like a fabulous RICH mommy -- we want nothing but luxurious things for our KIDS.


I REALLY LIKE THIS SONG >>
Pharrell ft. Gwen Stefani - Can I Have It Like That

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August 14, 2005

Thanks.


It has taken a little longer than expected, but thebosh.com is finally receiving some attention. TheBosh.com would like to thank, Scott Rose and Kate Lanahan for writing here for peanuts. It is appreciated. Thanks to all the people who send tips (you know who you are) and finally I want to thank all the visitors who check in at thebosh.com for Bosh. Over the last 3 months we have served over 2.5 million people. Thank you.

The Bosh writer Kate Lanahan was featured in a Baltimore Sun article, we received a mention. Check out the piece.


Shout out to AOL entertainment Blogs, USATODAY hip clips, New York Metro , Huffington Post, HowardStern.com and all the Blogs who have linked to us. To name a few Glitterati, Junk Feud, Perez Hilton. OK for the rest check out recommended list.

Your pretend Editor Fabien.



 

May 9, 2005

Celebrity Sightings


Boshed - If you have crossed paths with any celebrity recently or plan to put yourself in the path of a celebrity, please email editor@thebosh.com. We would love to hear all about it! Anonymity assured.

PS. If you can snap a picture or two that would be great.



 

January 9, 2005

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