Maybe Anna Nicole wasn't so crazy after all - relatively speaking, of course. Larry Birkhead was merely a sperm donor, and once he'd done his part, she wanted nothing to do with him. New reports indicate that Howard K. Stern didn't feel quite the same way about his "rival" for Anna Nicole's favors. Turns out Howard K. had his own plans for Larry, and to pacify Anna, even let her videotape them. Shirtless. Alone. And with their pants around their ankles.

Scott Stapp needs Jesus

Spiritual Rocker Scott Stapp was arrested Saturday at LAX on charges that he was drunk in a public place. The ex- Creed lead singer tried to board a plane but was allegedly so drunk that airline personnel would not let him on reports TMZ. Sources say Stapp was "antagonistic, boisterous and pissed off."

Stapp is no stranger to getting into sticky situations, last year Stapp and members of the band 311 were involved in a fight on Thanksgiving in the lounge of a luxury hotel in Baltimore. According to reports at the time, 311 said a drunk Stapp made "inappropriate" comments to a 311 member's wife, and was confrontational with Sexton.

"All of a sudden, he clocked me in the left side of my face," Sexton said. "Then a huge fight broke out."

TMZ is reporting that Stapp was taken to LAPD's Van Nuys division and demanded a blood-alcohol test. He blew a .18, more than twice the legal limit.

Stapp's arrest in LA came just one day after his marriage in Miami. His bride is Jaclyn Nesheiwat.

Below is a report from MoodyPeople.com on an encounter with Scott Stapp. We have no way of verifying the below claim. I can say this was emailed to us before the story made headlines so I believe every word...

I was in LAX yesterday on my way to Maui and while sitting at the bar Scott Stapp walks in with his new wife (they just got married in Miami @ Casa Casurina). He buys a drink and immediately starts shouting beligerant things, the one where I finally had enough was the one that sticks out. He shouts out about how "there is nothing but about 20" of cock around here and unfortunately he has 18.5 of it" my response to him was "Yes but unfortunately the 18.5 is down your throat, please stop dragging your teeth". That set him off and pretty soon his wife dragged him back to the Admirals Club.

The whole time his new wife was standing behind him mouthing "Im sorry".

A little bit later right before boarding time (we had been at the airport for about 2 hours) he went up to get upgraded to first class, apparently they had not thought about that 2 hours ago before they went to the bar and lounged in the admirals club, when we got into LAX the first thing we did was go and get upgraded, he should of to. So he is sitting there screaming wining and punching the counter about how he needs to be in first class and how they are going to fuck him on his honeymoon, the whole time again his wife is standing back quietly. The plane starts boarding and hes still yelling then he starts yelling and screaming to his wife that she "needs to get on the fucking plane now" Then she moved over to the ticketing counter and started apologizing, he then starts yelling at her to "get over here right fucking now" over and over again". This goes on for about 30 seconds and finally he says "FUCK THIS, Im in First Class" and starts walking into the plane where the attendant yells shut the boarding doors and the police arrive, then he starts yelling at them "what are you going to arrest me? I used to be a cop (He was wearing a fake police badge on his belt the whole time) and telling them that this is fucking bullshit" his mortified wife is now begging the attendant to please let him go but he keeps running his mouth and walking to the plane while the police are there and finally they have to put him down, they took him to the ground made him spread eagle (hes still yelling at this point) and then they arrested him.

Maybe he could of gotten away with that kind of shit when his band was still big but even though he kept dropping his own name every few seconds noone recognized who he or his former band was.

Bruce Springsteen said it like this: "Down here it’s just 'winners' and 'losers' and don’t get caught on the wrong side of that line." Writing about "winners" is like showing off those "adorable baby pictures" to the "newlywed sterile couple next door" -- it's just cruel. Here at the bosh, we only care if you're a loser. In this miserable world "screw ups" are expected to happen; that's why it's more fun to watch someone else lose for a change. Admit it, you're a loser-lover. In "loser-speak," remember the only truth when that ax falls and the cameras caught you smiling in your underpants: "we are all in this alone." Here is a round up of this weeks falls:
	Stuart Townsend The Irish actor got the ax from ABC (Night Stalker), but he's still allowed to walk in the shadow of the successful Charlize Theron.
	R Kelly Someone please tell Mr. Kelly his naked ass don't belong on candid-camera (leave the sex-tapes for the pretty people we want to see naked).
	Brittany Murphy The "Uptown Girl" was dumped by her manager and agent amid reports she had sex with a waiter while high on drugs.
	Bill O'Reilly Bill fired a "jihad" on the entire state of San Francisco saying: "if al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, 'Look, every other place in America is off limits to you except San Francisco'. You want to blow up Coit Tower, go ahead." -- Are conservatives the new "shock jocks?" -- you decide.
	Martha Stewart Not all is rosy in Marthaville this week; NBC "fired" her "Apprentice" show for being "too soft and clean." The show should've been "Martha's Prison Babes." This Teflon-Diva will surely bounce back (we love you Martha, keep on baking).
	Robert Blake Talk about being down and out in Beverly Hills. The civil trial said Blake has to cough up 30 mil for his wife's death. Maybe divorce would have been easier.
	Anna Nicole Smith It's getting ugly for this former Playboy Playmate; videotapes of her deceased husband surfaced on TV this week in the war to see who gets all his cash.
	Abortion Rights Democrats better grow some balls before this becomes a Religious-Taliban country. President Bush's nominee for the Supreme Court, Samuel Alito, basically said he doesn't care much for women rights.
	Chris Klein This pretty boy only dates "10's" and don't you dare gain "a few pounds." he told elle magazine. "I'm not tolerant of that at all." -- Hmmm, is he trying to lose his women fans?-- or has he gone "Tom Cruise wacky"?
	Gary Glitter The former British rock star is on the run for his reported appetite for young girls. How long before we see a re-make of "Jail-House Rock?"
	Kevin Federline This "lazy" Trophy Husband has been called a "gold digger," sings bad music, but apparently does deliver the big orgasm.
Does it get any more loseresque? keep your eyes open: send us your would-be-LOSERS!!! editor@thebosh.com VISIT BOSH LOSER WATCH SPONSOR MOMIST .

By Henry Cruz

BOSH Loser Watch -- we all got something to lose, and this week is no exception.

Screw-ups and bad times are bound to happen in life, but there are so much better when it's someone elses'.

In "loser-speak" remember the ultimate truth, when the ax falls and the cameras are rolling: "we are all in this alone."

Gene Simmons - A Judge ruled a former girlfriend can sue the KISS rocker for making her sound like a "sex-addicted nymphomaniac" EOnline






Enrique Iglesias - Admits his small penis shortcomings (nuff said). Hindustantimes