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Paris Hilton , who had stopped off in London after her trip to Cannes, experience first hand, just how pushy the Brit paparazzi is reports PageSix.com. Hilton was surrounded by cameramen the other night after returning to Claridge's. Her rep said, "Fifty photographers blocked our entrance. In the end, Paris had to sleep at Mohammed al-Fayed's daughter's house on Park Lane because she could not enter the hotel."
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May 31, 2005
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First she was obese, then she was anorexic, then she was obese, then she was anorexic . . . The story of Oprah's life.
Last month, the one-woman money making machine revealed that she and her boyfriend Stedman Graham had a "deep, dark family secret." It's obvious that their family is on the darker side; as for the "deep" part, we don't know why Oprah had to make public reference to the depth of Stedman's penetration. And in any case, Oprah went on to say that the deep, dark secret is that she and Stedman have a daughter.
Star magazine is here to clear up any confusion. The daughter in question is Sophie, their ten-year-old Cocker Spaniel. We fervently hope that the truly deep, dark secret isn't anything they do with their "daughter." (By Scott Rose)
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May 31, 2005
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The Bosh Letter To Tara Reid |
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Dear Tara:
Because we have your best interests at heart, we wish to warn you about your relationship with rocker Tommy Lee. Nobody beats him as a drummer; but there are people whom he beats. In fact, after he went through the sex tape scandal with his ex-wife Pamela Anderson, he went to jail after he hit her in front of their children. Oh, he hasn't told you about that? The next time he tells you your eyes are like limpid pools, don't flutter them, open them wide! The titles of the albums this guy made with Motley Crue speak for themselves and Tara sweetie, you should listen to what they say; "Too Fast For Love," "Shout At The Devil," "Theater of Pain," "Girls, Girls, Girls." That last is appropriate as an introduction to comments Tommy Lee has just made to Star magazine. "I don't have anything serious going on." See Tara; you think you're falling in love, but his message to the world is "I don't have anything serious going on." Tommy continues by expressing his enthusiasm for the prospect of putting his penis in Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima's vagina. "Rock that shit man. Ride it." On the one hand, Tara, he didn't say 'Rock that shit man. Ride it.' to Star magazine about you. On the other, would you want him to? (By Scott Rose)
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May 31, 2005
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cow udder cream hot |
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Why do cows have tits that their calves can't resist sucking?
It's because farmers put cow udder cream on their nipples.
I kid you not.
Somewhere along the line, people discovered that cow udder cream is a magnificent moisturizer for humans, and thus the proliferation of cow udder cream brands; Redex, Udder Balm, Bag Balm, they're all in on the cow udder action.
Now, Star magazine is reporting that Jennifer Garner was inspired by Shania Twain to use cow udder cream. Shania is said to slather it on her face and body and she claims it is "better than Botox." The Bosh is having some trouble confirming that claim. If any farmers out there have shot Botox into their cows' udders, will you please let us know your opinion on which is better, the Botox, or the cow udder cream? (By Scott Rose)
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Slater arrested for sexual abuse |
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First he starred in the tacky comedy Kuffs and now he's wound up in cuffs again for his tacky antics. Christian Slater, who last week was seen in men's rooms talking to his penis and soliciting a Viagra-type drug according to Page Six, was arrested early this morning on New York's Upper East Side for groping a woman's rear end while intoxicated. Slater was charged with misdemeanor sexual abuse when he was arrested at 2:30 am. This is the actor's third arrest. He was charged previously with assaulting a police officer and his girlfriend in 1997 and with bringing a gun on a plane in 1994. Slater is currently starring in "The Glass Menagerie" on Broadway.
(By Kate Lanahan)
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May 30, 2005
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What is Demi Moore Hiding ?
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