I mean, really. What good is a regulatory agency that cannot catch the bad guys? It's like having a sheriff who doesn't understand the laws enough to enforce them. Or who's a lot dumber than the crooks. Or chooses to turn a blind eye to a powerful offender. Only thing is, the SEC was warned about schemers like Bernie Madoff nine years ago. Why did they do nothing?

And if so, why? Was it to escape crushing debt, or an unhappy relationship? Even worse, is this whole story wishful thinking on the part of a Dateline ratings ploy?

Why is it that trashy broads like this never get their kids taken away from them? Linda Hogan can never pay anyone enough to call her Mother of the Year. That hasn't stopped her from her non-stop grope-a-thon with her son's classmate.

No, this site hasn't been invaded by The Wall Street Journal. But some things transcend genre. Some things even transcend gossip. What this man did was not criminal per se - at least not yet - but tell that to all the people who have lost their jobs, homes and life savings this past year.

What a buffoon. Everybody likes a little physical gratification now and then, but most people don't brag about it to strangers. When visibly inebriated. During a traffic stop and sobriety check. Is the act Charles was seeking a get-out-of-jail-free card we women don't know about?