Holy smokes, Wayne Newton is 65, and Sharon Stone is 49. However it's hard to tell exact ages from heavily doctored faces like these; I had to look it up. Skin shouldn't have to take that kind of abuse. Wayne probably can't stop smiling if he wants to, and Sharon's eyes are stretched almost to where her ears used to be. That's also quite a lovely fivehead she's growing.

It really is amazing what they can do with plastic surgery these days to retard ageing, but when do you draw the line? A really good surgeon can delay the inevitable for years, but there is nothing natural-looking about a 65 year old man with shiny tight skin and jet black hair. It's more Bela Lugosi than Brad Pitt. And please, for the love of God, button that shirt. Nobody wants to see that hairy grampy chest - does he dye those hairs, too?

Sharon's surgeon did exceptional work on her for many years, so well in fact that she was able to deny any surgical enhancement for a long time, but there's no way she can fib her way out of it now. Even with the Peter Pan hair, she just doesn't look the same, and that's bound to affect her career. Then again, everything she touches turns to mulch these days; she might as well get her publicity where she can.