It's like Night of the Living Dead does Beverly Hills. The undead walk the streets looking for fresh meat. They want to eat your brain ...
Debra Messing used to be on all the best-dressed lists. She was sleek, she was glamorous, and she knew how to work the red carpet. Then something changed. She was out of work for a while, she got married and had an adorable little boy. Yet even after she landed a starring role on Will and Grace, she never regained her fashion footing.
This summer has seen Debra plunge to new lows: at the height of a heat wave in New York City, Debra was photographed wearing some kind of stringy jockstrap-looking limp rag that her post-nursing mommy boobs were powerless against. Even if it was 110 degrees, it was brutal - she was knocking things off the shelf in the supermarket with all that to-and-fro going on.
Just when we thought it was safe, along comes Debra in this humungous muumuu (recycled from a parasail?) with matching electric blue flip-flops that sets off her auburn locks just so. In the middle ages they thought redheads were either witches, possessed by the devil or simply not in their right mind. Take your pick; she doesn't look like she'd mind much. But I wouldn't let her get within tasting distance, just to be safe. Those noises she's making are kinda scary.
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