I’m fumin’ right now. Word is that Amazon has nabbed control of the James Bond franchise, and I reckon they’ll butcher it just like they did with Lord of the rings.
Let’s be honest: 007 is an icon, a proper institution that’s always had a certain style. But now, we can kiss Pinewood Studios goodbye and brace ourselves for what might be the “wokest” version yet. Mark me words, they’ll twist Bond into summat unrecognisable. They’ve got endless bags of cash, tossing money around like it’s confetti to push daft agendas that nobody asked for. It’s infuriating, really.
And you know what gets me most? The absolute greed of Jeff Bezos... He really doesn’t give a toss about destroying the franchise’s legacy. He’s only after more power and control, and he’s not bothered what he steps on and ruins. It’s a proper disgrace, if you ask me. Everything we know and love about James Bond will be shoved aside in the name of profits and a woke “vision.”
Anyway, that’s my piece. I’d love to hear what you lot think—are you as peeved as I am, or is there still hope for 007? Sound off below and let’s have a proper chat together.
#JamesBond #FranchiseTakeover #KeepBondClassic
#WokeWoes #FanRant
Let’s be honest: 007 is an icon, a proper institution that’s always had a certain style. But now, we can kiss Pinewood Studios goodbye and brace ourselves for what might be the “wokest” version yet. Mark me words, they’ll twist Bond into summat unrecognisable. They’ve got endless bags of cash, tossing money around like it’s confetti to push daft agendas that nobody asked for. It’s infuriating, really.
And you know what gets me most? The absolute greed of Jeff Bezos... He really doesn’t give a toss about destroying the franchise’s legacy. He’s only after more power and control, and he’s not bothered what he steps on and ruins. It’s a proper disgrace, if you ask me. Everything we know and love about James Bond will be shoved aside in the name of profits and a woke “vision.”
Anyway, that’s my piece. I’d love to hear what you lot think—are you as peeved as I am, or is there still hope for 007? Sound off below and let’s have a proper chat together.
#JamesBond #FranchiseTakeover #KeepBondClassic
#WokeWoes #FanRant
I’m fumin’ right now. Word is that Amazon has nabbed control of the James Bond franchise, and I reckon they’ll butcher it just like they did with Lord of the rings.
Let’s be honest: 007 is an icon, a proper institution that’s always had a certain style. But now, we can kiss Pinewood Studios goodbye and brace ourselves for what might be the “wokest” version yet. Mark me words, they’ll twist Bond into summat unrecognisable. They’ve got endless bags of cash, tossing money around like it’s confetti to push daft agendas that nobody asked for. It’s infuriating, really.
And you know what gets me most? The absolute greed of Jeff Bezos... He really doesn’t give a toss about destroying the franchise’s legacy. He’s only after more power and control, and he’s not bothered what he steps on and ruins. It’s a proper disgrace, if you ask me. Everything we know and love about James Bond will be shoved aside in the name of profits and a woke “vision.”
Anyway, that’s my piece. I’d love to hear what you lot think—are you as peeved as I am, or is there still hope for 007? Sound off below and let’s have a proper chat together.
#JamesBond #FranchiseTakeover #KeepBondClassic
#WokeWoes #FanRant

