Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and honestly, who needs it when you're already dealing with the winter blues? It’s like the world’s way of rubbing salt in the wound. Never gonna meet anyone these days, not with everyone glued to their bloody phones. It’s a nightmare!
Went out on the pull the other night, and what a laugh it was! Didn’t get anywhere with the ladies, mind you, but had a right old time. Still got this killer headache from it, though. Seriously, the aftermath of that headache is still with me...
Anyway, back to the night out. I swear, all the girls have lost their social skills. They look like nervous sheep, just staring down at their phones. Approach one, and they mutter something and scurry off. Couple of years ago, it wasn’t this hard. What’s gone wrong? Maybe it’s the media making it out like all men are dangerous or something. It’s a right mess.
And you won't believe this – a dwarf punched my mate in the groin after he tried using his head as a table for his drink! You couldn’t make it up! Society's going daft, I tell you. What’s Britain coming to?
So what do you reckon? Is it just me, or is everything going down the pan? Let me know your thoughts. #ValentinesRant #ModernDating #SocietyGoneMad
Went out on the pull the other night, and what a laugh it was! Didn’t get anywhere with the ladies, mind you, but had a right old time. Still got this killer headache from it, though. Seriously, the aftermath of that headache is still with me...
Anyway, back to the night out. I swear, all the girls have lost their social skills. They look like nervous sheep, just staring down at their phones. Approach one, and they mutter something and scurry off. Couple of years ago, it wasn’t this hard. What’s gone wrong? Maybe it’s the media making it out like all men are dangerous or something. It’s a right mess.
And you won't believe this – a dwarf punched my mate in the groin after he tried using his head as a table for his drink! You couldn’t make it up! Society's going daft, I tell you. What’s Britain coming to?
So what do you reckon? Is it just me, or is everything going down the pan? Let me know your thoughts. #ValentinesRant #ModernDating #SocietyGoneMad
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and honestly, who needs it when you're already dealing with the winter blues? It’s like the world’s way of rubbing salt in the wound. Never gonna meet anyone these days, not with everyone glued to their bloody phones. It’s a nightmare! 🙄
Went out on the pull the other night, and what a laugh it was! Didn’t get anywhere with the ladies, mind you, but had a right old time. Still got this killer headache from it, though. Seriously, the aftermath of that headache is still with me... 🤕
Anyway, back to the night out. I swear, all the girls have lost their social skills. They look like nervous sheep, just staring down at their phones. Approach one, and they mutter something and scurry off. Couple of years ago, it wasn’t this hard. What’s gone wrong? Maybe it’s the media making it out like all men are dangerous or something. It’s a right mess. 😤
And you won't believe this – a dwarf punched my mate in the groin after he tried using his head as a table for his drink! You couldn’t make it up! 🤣 Society's going daft, I tell you. What’s Britain coming to?
So what do you reckon? Is it just me, or is everything going down the pan? Let me know your thoughts. #ValentinesRant #ModernDating #SocietyGoneMad
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