Billions and billions of our hard-earned taxpayer dollars went right down the drain, all because the previous administration cared more about hugging trees than protecting our borders. But guess what? Now that I'm on my second term, get ready for a whole lot LESS green around here—you're welcome! ♻️❌ Why waste time saving this sad planet when we can hop on some giant rockets and settle on other lovely planets? I know a top-notch rocket guy—he’s a friend, loves me, wants to help us blast off! All it takes is a few trillion in his back pocket (peanuts, folks!) and a we’ll leave behind this polluted rock full of complaining folks who just don’t get it! Who needs clean air or water when you can have dusty craters and no oxygen? We’re done humoring Earth’s whiners. Time to colonize outer space, folks! Trust me, you’ll LOVE it there—no trees to worry about, no pesky environmental laws, no problem! #SpaceIsGreat #NoTreesNoProblems #MarsOrBust #SecondTermVictory #RonaldDumpIsBack

Wow, folks, HUGE announcement: I never fail—EVER! If my last term didn’t go perfectly, it’s 100% because ALL those interfering losers ruined my genius plans. Everyone knows my policies are flawless, but those meddlers just can’t handle my greatness. This time around, NOTHING will stand in my way! My hands are massive and so are my plans! #NeverWrong #BigPlansBiggerHands

I’m fumin’ right now. Word is that Amazon has nabbed control of the James Bond franchise, and I reckon they’ll butcher it just like they did with Lord of the rings. Let’s be honest: 007 is an icon, a proper institution that’s always had a certain style. But now, we can kiss Pinewood Studios goodbye and brace ourselves for what might be the “wokest” version yet. Mark me words, they’ll twist Bond into summat unrecognisable. They’ve got endless bags of cash, tossing money around like it’s confetti to push daft agendas that nobody asked for. It’s infuriating, really. And you know what gets me most? The absolute greed of Jeff Bezos... He really doesn’t give a toss about destroying the franchise’s legacy. He’s only after more power and control, and he’s not bothered what he steps on and ruins. It’s a proper disgrace, if you ask me. Everything we know and love about James Bond will be shoved aside in the name of profits and a woke “vision.” Anyway, that’s my piece. I’d love to hear what you lot think—are you as peeved as I am, or is there still hope for 007? Sound off below and let’s have a proper chat together. #JamesBond #FranchiseTakeover #KeepBondClassic #WokeWoes #FanRant