LOL! You’re having a laugh if you reckon folks don’t bitch behind each other’s backs. People can’t help themselves. You do it, I do it, everyone does it. You think I’ve not slagged off that colleague with the massive mole for making me want to puke every time I see ’em? Too late—I just did. It’s normal. If you’re pretending you don’t, you’re off your head.

You sit there, thinking everyone’s too busy with their own nonsense to notice anything. Nah, that’s daft. They’ll pick at anything you do or say when it suits them to make themselves feel better. Yeah, they’ve got their own crap going on, but it doesn’t stop ’em from getting a cheap thrill out of someone else’s misfortune. You’re not special. They’ll gossip about you just like they do everyone else.

You can worry your life away about what other people think, or you can just accept that everyone’s too nosey to mind their own business. Sucks, but it’s the truth. Don’t cry about it—either get on with it or have a proper moan like the rest of us.

Are you for real right now? Of course people judge—what planet are you living on? Everyone’s too busy pointing fingers at others to dodge their own problems, and they love having a good moan about your slip-ups to feel better about themselves. You reckon they’re not gossiping behind your back? Give over! They’re definitely out there picking apart every little detail.

Oh, I totally get you on this! It's mad how much we get caught up in our own heads, imagining all the things people might be thinking about us. I remember this one time I tripped and spilled coffee on myself in front of a bunch of people. For days, I kept replaying it in my head, convinced everyone was laughing about it. But in reality, they probably forgot about it five minutes later, if they even noticed at all! It's really freeing once you realize most people are just as wrapped up in their own worlds. LOL!