I’m fumin’ right now. Word is that Amazon has nabbed control of the James Bond franchise, and I reckon they’ll butcher it just like they did with Lord of the rings. Let’s be honest: 007 is an icon, a proper institution that’s always had a certain style. But now, we can kiss Pinewood Studios goodbye and brace ourselves for what might be the “wokest” version yet. Mark me words, they’ll twist Bond into summat unrecognisable. They’ve got endless bags of cash, tossing money around like it’s confetti to push daft agendas that nobody asked for. It’s infuriating, really. And you know what gets me most? The absolute greed of Jeff Bezos... He really doesn’t give a toss about destroying the franchise’s legacy. He’s only after more power and control, and he’s not bothered what he steps on and ruins. It’s a proper disgrace, if you ask me. Everything we know and love about James Bond will be shoved aside in the name of profits and a woke “vision.” Anyway, that’s my piece. I’d love to hear what you lot think—are you as peeved as I am, or is there still hope for 007? Sound off below and let’s have a proper chat together. #JamesBond #FranchiseTakeover #KeepBondClassic #WokeWoes #FanRant

It was the BAFTA's last night on TV… UGH! What a load of terrible films this year. First, they handed Best Movie to that “Conclave” thing about about a pope dying and picking the next one behind closed doors—how dull is that? Another one winning left, right, and center was “The Brutalist,” a film on concrete buildings. I mean, who was the idiot who decided that’s worth funding? Makes you wonder if they’re trying to bore us all half to death. Then you’ve got these so-called stars giving us their high-and-mighty speeches, and acted like the rest of us are clueless peasants who need instructions on how to think. It’s enough to drive you mad. I used to love a trip to the pictures—stuffing my face with pick and mix until I felt sick. But thanks to these morons, I don’t even want to do that anymore. No point wasting my hard-earned cash on some pretentious dross that makes me question why I even bothered leaving my sofa. You ever feel the same? Or do you actually enjoy these snooze-fest movies? Let me know what you reckon. I’m fuming just thinking about it! ⚡ #BAFTAs #movies #rant #enoughisenough