Tom Hiddleston too smug to play James Bond

After months of speculation about Tom Hiddleston becoming the next James Bond it turns out that the producers have ruled him out because they think he is “too smug and not tough enough” to be the next Bond.

According to sources it is thought that producers wrote off Tom Hiddleston after his “cringe worthy romance with Taylor Swift helped to seal his fate” aswell as his “self-righteous Golden Globes speech, pontificating about his trip to South Sudan, and how Doctors Without Borders ‘binge-watched’ his series.”.

Rumour now has it that Daniel Craig who after finishing 2015’s spectre movie ruled himself out from ever doing another bond film by saying that he would “rather slash my wrists” than do another Bond film. ” might actually do another bond film! It is thought that Daniel Craig did not want to by typecast as James Bond and wanted some serious acting acclaim outside of the James Bond franchise and now that he has got that he might be ready to rejoin the james Bond franchise.

It is thought that Barbara Broccoli who is the producer of the bond films and has since worked with Daniel Craig in a hit Broadway show adaption of Othello has now given Craig the serious acting acclaim that he wanted and has convinced him to stick with the bond franchise!

A Hollywood source has told reporters that “Daniel was very pleased with how Othello went and the great reviews.

“Now Daniel’s talks with Barbara are going in the right direction. They have a script – screen writing duo Neal Purvis and Robert Wade [who’ve penned several Bond movies are writing and they’ll go into production as soon as Daniel is ready to commit.”

Robert Wade (the guy you can blame for the appalling bond movies) who has helped write the every bond film since 1999 has said told the telegraph in an interview that the next bond film different from its predecessors. and added that “Each time, you’ve got to say something about Bond’s place in the world, which is Britain’s place in the world., but things are moving so quickly now, that becomes tricky.  With people like Trump, the Bond villain has become a reality. “So when they do another one, it will be interesting to see how they deal with the fact that the world has become a fantasy.” – In other words expect some liberal tosh in the next Bond movie for sure!

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