Excuse me, Mr. Christensen? I think you've dropped your beard. Or maybe she jumped ship. Has she been bickering with your boyfriend again? Keeping up images is so stressful. Still, I wonder what made her give up the game.

No one ever really believed these two were a couple, did they? I mean, come on. They didn't try that hard, and they only made a few pap-friendly appearances. No one really cared either way, and life went on. With the release of their new movie, Jumper, perhaps Rachel feels like it's time to shed that itchy beard ... with a vengeance.

Rachel was said to be so scared of filming a sex scene with Hayden for the movie that she had to drink multiple shots of booze. Worse still, she also had to make Hayden do the same. I think these two think of each other as siblings, not lovers, and had to get blind drunk to do their jobs. Wouldn't everything be so much easier if they just ... came out? Hayden could admit he's already got a roommate, and Rachel can just ... go shopping for home furnishings alone. I'm sure she wouldn't mind.