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Bosh Loser Watch


Bruce Springsteen said it like this: "Down here it's just 'winners' and 'losers' and don't get caught on the wrong side of that line."

Writing about "winners" is like showing off those "adorable baby pictures" to the "newlywed sterile couple next door" -- it's just cruel.

Here at the bosh, we only care if you're a loser.

In this miserable world "screw ups" are expected to happen; that's why it's more fun to watch someone else lose for a change.

Admit it, you're a loser-lover.

In "loser-speak," remember the only truth when that ax falls and the cameras caught you smiling in your underpants: "we are all in this alone."

Here is a round up of this weeks falls:

Tom Cruise

His recent behavior was "tacky" enough to land him in the number one spot as the "tackiest star of the year" in a reader poll


Heidi Klum

Ready for a catfight? Klum is at the center of a lawsuit filed by a man claiming the supermodel's "Project Runway" reality show is based on a "rejected script" he created two years ago -- who knew those awful reality shows needed scripts?


Catherine Bell

CBS pulled its SF drama "Theshold" (and it's reported to be canceled) just as they announced they are bringing in Catherine Bell to join the cast.


Black Friday

Expanded hours and heavy discounts drew a mob of "crude" shoppers but sales on Friday were "slim" compared to a year ago; maybe someone spotted the enormous "pink elephant" in the middle of the room.



Political extremist got in the way of "science" when the FDA rejected Plan B -- a pill that helps "reduces the demand for abortions".


Nick Lachey

Lachey, famous-for-being-married to Jessica Simpson might actually have to get a real job -- I don't think we'll be seeing part two of "Newlyweds"



Folks decided to wait and "rent" this dated musical adaptation about hip New Yorkers; it opened No. 5 with $10 million (way below the expected $25 million).


Stanley Tookie Williams

"B" List Celebrities --looking for camera time -- are trying to help Crips gang founder, who became an anti-gang activist, from the death penalty..


Russell Crowe

Crowe "laughed" off the phone thing and said the media blew the incident out of proportion. "I got a $160 court-cost fine for something that would have had more newsprint about it than some very horrific and specific things that we should know about in our community," he told reporters. Maybe someone should "phone" him and tell him to shut up.



ABC's "Alias" is going undercover for good! Seems viewers didn't buy a pregnant Jennifer Garner as a globe-trotting spy; ABC did promise viewers "a big finish."




Does it get any more loseresque?

keep your eyes open: send us your would-be-LOSERS!!! editor@thebosh.com













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