November 29, 2005
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Michael Jackson |
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Is Michelle Jerkson the worst bigot in celebrity history? Just this week, her goose-stepping, anti-Jewish voice mails came to light; it was not the first time she had taken the low road against descendents of Abraham. She's being sued by Marc Schaffel, a former business partner, against whom she directed anti-gay slurs. As if.
Back around New Year's, 2003, Michelle left a voice message for her former friend Dieter Wiesner in which she expressed bigotry against Italians. Michelle deserves to be bound to a four-poster bed with linguine, spread with bruschetta, and the rest is to your imaginations. If Garibaldi were alive today, he would track down every last copy of "Thriller" and dump them in the Adriatic.
What is Michelle Jerkson, anyway? She wants no part of being black, though she was born that way. Ditto on gayness. Rumors that she has been signed as the new face of Revlon are completely unfounded. (By Scott Rose)
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November 29, 2005
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Josh Duhamel |
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Sometimes, it's good to be a little stupid. Actor Josh Duhamel grew up wanting to be a dentist, but his school grades barely qualified him to screw caps on tubes of toothpaste. He went to Hollywood, and the rest is history.
Part of the history, so Star tells us, is that Josh Duhamel is pussy-whipped. Before getting entangled with Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, he might have considered that one of their hit songs is titled "Shut Up!" Now, there are many, many times he wishes he could sing it to her.
The Fergs shows up on the set of his "Las Vegas" show, angry as a skunk that the shooting schedule is going to interfere with his shooting in her. She screams, she barks, she says the F word. Wagging tongues say the "Las Vegas" cast and crew have taken to calling her "Mrs. Boss." (By Scott Rose)
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Marcia Cross |
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As Bree van De Kamp on "Desperate Housewives," Marcia Cross reacted to the coming-out of her son by worrying that her stuffiness had somehow caused him to be a wienie-loving homo. Having relaxed her nether regions over that one, she went through a very public charade; feeding rumors she was going to announce herself as a right-on lezzie. Life was sweet back then, it seems.
As per a report in Star, Marcia is having no end of headaches, deciding whom to invite to her upcoming marriage to stockbroker Tom Mahoney. On the one hand, if she makes her wedding a small, family-only affair, it won't have the grand show-biz glamour she craves for the most important day of her life. On the other hand, she would rather die and go to hell than to invite her bitchin' cast mates Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria.
Teri and Eva, of course, would just love to come (in Saran Wrap dresses) to steal attention from the bride, who is older than they. What is poor Marcia to do? Looking at it from Tom's point of view, so long as she doesn't come out as a lesbian, he'll be happy. (By Scott Rose)
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You can go here to read an interview between Brad and Oprah, done back in the good ol' days when they were the best of chums. Oprah all but gets down on her knees to sniff him, and he all but lets her do it. As a special bonus, Brad talks of "having a little cuddle" with Jenn. Awwwwwwww!
Along comes Star, telling us that Brad has soured on Oprah like month-old milk left out in the sun. He had once gotten all weepy with her, choked up about not yet having any kids. He feels embarrassed by the incident.
What does O do? She plays the outtake over and over and over, exploiting Brad's weak moment to promote her show. The Bosh to Oprah: Certainly there are Brad Pitt moments that could be shown time and again that would get more attention than the emotional breakdown bit without perturbing him in the least. (By Scott Rose)
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November 28, 2005
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Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie |
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The fourth season of the reality show Simple Life , titled The Simple Life: Till Death Do Us Part,, will air on E! next spring, the cable network announced Monday.
"We are thrilled to welcome Paris, Nicole and The Simple Life to E!," said Ted Harbert, the network's president & CEO. "The addition of this huge comedy hit to our schedule will continue to distinguish E! as the leader in entertainment, celebrity and pop culture television."
The viability of the series was called into question after FOX announced in October that it "did not see a place" for the show - while the rift between Hilton and Richie escalated reports People Magazine. In April, PEOPLE reported that their fued had escalated into an all-out war. "It's no big secret that Nicole and I are no longer friends," Hilton said in a statement at the time. "Nicole knows what she did, and that's all I'm ever going to say about it."
"Life" will reunite its stars, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, for 10 new episodes to kick off in spring 2006. E! will also acquire syndicated rights to all 36 past episodes of "Life," which will begin running in January reports Hollywood Reporter.
The new season's format will plug Hilton and Richie into the role of the married homemaker, with each "socialite" competing to see who can best balance tasks like cleaning and child-rearing.
"Simple" ran on Fox for three seasons beginning in December 2003.
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Nick Lachey to Play 'Newlywed' in TV Pilot |
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Actor-singer Nick Lachey, whose separation from Jessica Simpson was confirmed last week after months of tabloid speculation, will play a newly wed in a pilot for the WB reports MTVnews
The untitled project will be developed by Danny Jacobson, the co-creator and executive producer of "Mad About You," who described it as a "romantic comedy under a microscope."
Lachey is set to play a baseball star navigating a new marriage in a pilot for the WB network, spokesman Paul McGuire said Monday.
Lachey, the former star of MTV's "Newlyweds" is no stranger to the WB, having logged multiple guest shots last season on the network's drama series "Charmed."
"Nick is a huge talent with a major following and Danny is a brilliant, seasoned comedy writer," McGuire said. "We hope it's a good match." Shooting of the half-hour pilot will begin in April. The show will be considered for the network's fall 2006 lineup, McGuire said.
Along with acting, Nick has spent the past year recording his second solo album reports ABCnews
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