April 30, 2005
April 30, 2005
Various books seized from a locked file cabinet in a closet in Michael Jackson's Neverland bedroom in 1993 were entered into evidence against Jackson in the current case which involves an alleged incident of a much later date. One of the books, "Boys Will Be Boys," bears a note on the flyleaf "Look at the true spirit of hapiness and joy in these boys' faces, this is the spirit of Boyhood. A life I never had and will always dream of. This is the life I want for my children." It is signed MJ. The Bosh once again calls for the current accuser's parent to be whacked with wood paddles. (By Scott Rose)
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One of the precipitating factors behind the divorce of the Beatles was Paul McCatney's desire to have his father-in-law continue as their manager, in competition with the desire of the other Beatles to have Allen Klein, manager of the Rolling Stones, take over the job. This coming Thursday at Christie's in London, interested parties will be able to bid on a letter from John, George and Ringo telling Paul's father-in-law that his services were no longer needed. Also available in the auction will be a presecution notice served on the Rolling Stones for lewd behavior while using public transportation. The Bosh regrets not being able to make the video of that event available for your viewing pleasure. (By Scott Rose)
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Alan Walker, President of Program Corporation of America, has been found guilty of 60 counts of fraud. None of the counts were Dracula, however, among those who had been booked to make speeches through Mr. Walker and then not received payment are Magic Johnson, Andy Roony, Rubin Carter, James Earl Jones and Deborah Norville. The defense tried to show that Walker wasn't trying to bilk his clients but rather was trying to keep his failing business afloat by diverting speakers' earnings to salary and overhead. Sounds like bilking to us! (By Scott Rose)
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As Spain advances towards becoming the third European country to legalize marriage between gay persons, the Vatican has ordered Catholic workers in Spain to not cooperate with the expidition of marriages between homosexuals. In other words, the Vatican is telling civil workers in Spain that they should not do what is necessary to give gay people marriage licenses.
Because the Catholic church did not order Catholics to not fight in the Iraq war though it had expressed opposition to the war, The Bosh is forced to conclude that the Vatican believes it is a worse "sin" to let gays marry than it is to kill innocent human beings. Doubtless, if Jesus were alive on earth today, he would agree with that, and give the pope a hearty clap on the back by way of congratulations for upholding all that is good about Christianity. In the meantime, we say a big thick dick up the Virgin Mary's pussy if we go along with this backwards horseshit from the Vatican. (By Scott Rose)
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Star Magazine is claiming that Britney Spears's relationship with her first love, Justin Timberlake, is not that innocent. According to the magazine, the pair recently had a secret rendezvous to discuss their problems with their current significant others. In March, they met at a Los Angeles hotel where Britney revealed her pregnancy. A source said, "Justin was totally blown away. He'd heard the rumors, but once he knew the truth, he was shocked." Maybe the shock stemmed from the fact that many believe the couple has never gotten over each other. In fact, part of Justin's revelation to Britney was that his mother does not like current girlfriend, Cameron Diaz. She was, however, always fond of Britney. Britney, on the other hand, likely told Justin of her worries about Kevin Federline's abilities as a husband and father. Perhaps things have brightened up for Britney and Kevin over the last few weeks, though. Since announcing her pregnancy, they've been spotted looking quite cozy as they vacation in Florida and Arizona.
(By Kate Lanahan)
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