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In today's edition of the ongoing battle between the haves (or is it have's? I don't know.) and the have-nots, the have-nots lose. Again.
According to Page Six, Paris Hilton and her equally pure of heart pal Nicole Richie got into a tiff with a "largish woman in glasses" (and no, it wasn't me) at some restaurant. After some eloquent miscommunication over seating, "Nicole and Paris started throwing ice at the woman and screaming, 'Four eyes!' 'Bitch!' and '[Bleep] you!' " Which I guess automatically makes the bigger woman the bigger person, too.
Or maybe not.
Later, the other woman screamed back, "pushed the club's manager in the face" (yep, pushed him in the face) and was thrown out. That's too bad, because it sounded like she was having a really good time.