"IMAGINE 'FEAR FACTOR' ON STEROIDS -- and you have a few bloody pieces of the movie "Saw" -- which actually does have someone having to Saw their own leg off. Here's the basics: "two captives, each shackled by an ankle to a rusty pipe on opposite sides of a filthy subterranean bathroom," -- one of them has a deadly mission to do or die.
They follow hidden clues left by their abductor on a micro-cassette recorder-- the Gory game slowly emerge.
NOT FOR THE FAINT AT HEART: "Moral reprobates who need to be taught, in the harshest possible way, to value life," is the set-up. Would you kill someone to save yourself? Do you value life around you? No? -- then you need to be taught a lesson
Metropolitan Opera conductor Daniel Oren was handcuffed backstage after a performance of La Boheme the other night and held in the 20th precinct. Met management says Orin was rushing tempi in a criminal manner and ... wait, no, he was arrested for non-payment of support to an estranged wife in Italy, who has no children by him. Bosh readers, please understand, while murderers go free, an opera conductor was arrested. There would be more just cause for handcuffing George W. Bush than there was for hauling in Daniel Oren, but of course in a Bush America, it is not always the guilty who get arrested.
thebosh recently came across this website and after laughing ourselves onto the ground, we paused to asked ourselves: are not even the children safe from all the election year madness??? Now we do NOT recommend that parents construct any of these politically motivated Halloween costumes and send their youngsters off into the night in them, but I would be lying if I said malicious thoughts of sending hoards of little Lyndie Englands' and Littlest Prisoners in Abu Graib to the Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld estates, didn't cross my mind. In any case, we're sure you will get plenty of kicks and great last minute Halloween costume ideas from this one. thebosh's personal favorite: Jenna Bush's Liver. HAPPY HALLOWEEN boshers!!!!
"IS IT THE PEEING ON YOUNG GIRLS?" People are asking. "What's wrong with a little water relief on your woman?" R. Kelly can sing and dammit let him be a Diva when she wants to be. Let's all pray together.
99 PROBLEMS: R&B singer R. Kelly was kicked off a tour with rapper Jay-Z Saturday, one day after Kelly walked offstage during a performance and allegedly was blasted with pepper spray by a member of Jay-Z's entourage.
"Pepper spray was needed because he's foul," one person commented. "He whips it out and lets go anywhere and anyplace. It was getting to be a problem." -- I say again, what's wrong with a little yellow love? Let's sing: "Happy People" and call it a day.
Killgore: The Musical
Hilarious annual rock comedy.
When: Thurs.-Sat. at 8 p.m. and 10 p.m., Sat. at midnight.
Where: Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, 307 W. 26th St., b/t Eighth and Ninth Aves. (212-366-9176).
Miss Lipsky is reporting that according to friends, Peter Bacanovic is hoping to get fucked at least one time by ex-Gucci designer Tom Ford in Los Angeles. I kid you, Peter is hoping to work with Tom, maybe even becoming an agent not necessarily in that order. This is assumed because of the frequent visits Peter makes to Tom's House for the much needed R&R after the trial. Isn't Pater supposed to be in Jail?
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