Gwyneth Paltrow jealous of Scarlett Johansson

It's amazing what hot Italian designers will do for a girl, isn't it? Some clean up surprisingly well, while those nice girls seem to get all turned out. That spicy marinara gets 'em every time.

The 80s were tough enough to live through fashion-wise the first time. To see desperate designers turning back the clock yet again is just depressing. Is there no one with an original idea left on Seventh Avenue?

Sure, it sounds enticing, doesn't it? See-Through, something sheer, giving the admirer an eyeful to write home about. But some things are better off kept covered up. In fact, some things should never see the light of day. See what I mean after the jump.

Wow. She gives Audrina Partridge a run for the money in the dead-eye department. Just what is she on these days? And where the hell did she get those shoes?!?