Yeah, I know they've got a bunch of kids. And they've been married, like, forever. But I'm not buying the hot 'n' horny, do it in the limo on the way to the awards show bit. I think these two are hiding something ... perhaps in the closet?

I'm sorry, maybe it's just me, but I think Jada tries way too hard to make it sound like they have the perfect marriage. Talk is cheap - look at the body language in this photo. If she leans any further back to stay out of tongue range she's going to fall. This doesn't look like a happily married woman; this looks like a woman who doesn't know where her husband's tongue has been.

The Smiths have long kept a very low profile personally. Rumored to be secret megabucks sponsors of a certain church, they've even opened up a private school to keep their image wholesome. But all that money and good will can't keep the whisperers from wondering if Will is the secret homeboy of said church's most exalted member. I'd say he fits the bill.