There are the obvious similarities: they're both rich, they both like to party and they both think very highly of themselves. They're also both relentless heartbreakers, happily stepping over the carcasses of past loves to jump a new set of bones. But what brought them together?

They were first spotted together earlier this year at the Fontainebleau opening in Miami, and just recently were spotted together again in New York City. What could they possibly have to talk about? Oh, wait, they weren't chatting; they were too busy tongue-wrestling for idle conversation.

However this turns out, I hope Kate doesn't jump the gun like she always does and try to push the roid boy onto her son after just a week or so. If I see little Ryder running around with a Yankees shirt on I'm going to puke. Kate shouldn't waste her money - I'm sure Rocco Ritchie would be happy to hand his down now.