Does that make him prettier than you? Maybe in his own mind, and if he's that much of a narcissist, that's all that matters to him. But maybe he's caking it on a little heavy; how do you let him know without crushing his manhood?

Maybe he's insecure about his complexion. A grown man with a teenage face - complete with the peach fuzz - is kinda cute at 17, but on a guy who's old enough to drink in a bar and serve his country? Not so.

The nervous little filly in this pickle should take heart, though. His urge to cake it like a cover girl will probably pass right along the same time as the next sweet young thing is shoved into the spotlight by the greedy little mouse. It's a tough old world for has-been heartthrobs. It's hard to remain Footloose when the Twilight is all around you.