Wow. She gives Audrina Partridge a run for the money in the dead-eye department. Just what is she on these days? And where the hell did she get those shoes?!?

I should be careful what I say. Those shoes look like they came from a witch doctor. Maybe that's what happened - somebody whacked her with a voodoo stick and turned her into a zombie. That still wouldn't explain the flannel shirt and denim grampy trousers, but everyone knows that bitch will wear anything she doesn't have to pay for. Hey, she's not stingy - she needs that money to stay high. It's serious business, people.

Mischa has always been a stoner, but she's taking it to higher levels than ever. Which means she's found something harder to get off on. I think it's time the Bartons paid some attention to their other strung-out daughter - and ship her off to a rehab before she comes home in a box.