Some people can't win to save their lives when it comes to fashion; others can pull off what no one else can. Such is the case with this week's Fashion Good News, Bad News: World Tour Couture.

In our sad news corner is America's sweetheart and comeback queen Britney Spears. Even with her millions and a whole platoon of designers and seamstresses and stylists and anyone else that can kiss Daddy Jaime's ass and pass a drug test. You'd think with all that help someone would notice that her costumes don't fit her. Maybe she's put on a little weight and they don't fit right anymore; maybe they weren't tested for the rigors of a lip synched, under-inspired dance number. We won't even bring up the "My ***** was hanging out!" thing. Oh, wait a minute. We did. As you can see in the below picture, the only thing saving Britney from exposing her nipples was the fact that they face the floor.

Enter our good times contestant, rising star Lady Gaga, who looks fabulous in anything. It's not that she's stunningly beautiful or has a perfect body; the woman has an incredible sense of style. Her fashion sense reminds me of a younger Cher, always bold, risk-taking, borderline ridiculous but never crossing that line. Her star is only just beginning to rise, and she will be a force to reckon with in years to come.

The morale here? Be bold. Be adventurous. And don't let your daddy decide who picks your wardrobe.