Some girls never learn. She of the granite-like glutes has been trying to tie that boy down for the longest time. Trips to Europe, quality time with Mom, photo ops shopping for rings ... she's tried it all, and still he's not budging.

Biel just doesn't get it. This is the guy who allegedly was Britney's first ... love(r). Cameron Diaz held out the longest - four years - but even the sea monster couldn't keep him in her tentacles forever. What makes her think she's any different, other than the fact that she can bench press him? Nothing, except for the fact that without him she'll fade into obscurity like any other semi-talented flash in the pan.