Is this Sarah Jessica Parker's way of distancing herself from her equine friends. (Get it? Their hooves are not cloven.) But seriously, what is the point?

To be frank I'm not a big fan of flip flops, or any other type of footwear that involves something between my toes. It's just not comfortable for me. Nor do I see the point of these cloven-toed boots. Is it so she can still pick things up with her toes? (What? You've never done that?) Has the big toe been fighting with the smaller toes and need a time-out? I just don't get it.

SJP is known for wearing the most inane fashions, things other people wouldn't be caught dead in. These boots definitely fall into that category. And someday soon maybe she will, too, once the Sex and the City thing has played itself out.Then she can be like Phoebe Price, strolling up and down Robertson in clown clothes begging someone to take her picture.