Did this idiot think by telling the cops that he only blew the stop sign because he was temporarily driven insane at the thought of oral gratification by an exceptionally talented provider, that they'd be in awe of his incredible head-getting skills and just let him roll on? Imagine how that would have held up in court if he had ran someone over instead of running a stop sign.

Unfortunately for Charles, the fellatio excuse didn't cut it. He was arrested and booked. His blood alcohol content was .149, which is almost twice the legal limit out there in Arizona, where he was nabbed.

In addition to losing his chance to cop a little feel-good and getting thrown in the can, Charles has also been pulled from the air on his Turner Sports gig. Unofficial sources say he's out for a minimum of several weeks, according to AP. If he's smart he'll check himself into a rehab somewhere, but somehow I don't think that's going to happen. Based on accounts of his behavior and his assinine statements the night of his arrest, I think it's safe to say that Charles is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.