The one-legged golddigger has been trying to hard to revamp her image these days. She's allegedly already burned through half of her divorce settlement to become a Manhattan socialite and philanthropist. People are happy to take her money, but she's not getting a lot of dinner invitations.

This new look actually works better for Heather than her longer 'do. I'm not sure it's supposed to stick up in the back like that, but all in all, it's flattering. If not for that ill-mannered curve to her lip, she'd actually be somewhat attractive.

If this latest makeover doesn't get Heather the results she's seeking, there's no telling what she'll do next. She should probably keep in mind that her ex-husband's new love is a long-time fixture on the social circuit she's seeking entry to; she might be better off trying to settle in a different city. Perhaps in a different hemisphere.