If I were Deryk Whibley and I still cared about my wife, I'd be scared to death looking at this picture. The little guy under the stairs and his gargoyle ladylove have been rumored to be in trouble for months now, with neither side admitting defeat. They're just never together anymore.

Paris swooped in there when her buddy the Animal's marriage went kaput, too, and look at what she did for her - setting her up for all those embarrassing upskirts. It was so nice of her to drive Britney right up to the paparazzi and open the door so everyone could get their money shot. Day after day.

And now she's set her sights on Avril. What is she up to? Note the ironclad grip Paris has on Avril's hand and the predatory grin at the little moppet. Avril's mouth is smiling but her eyes are screaming. Then again, they could be on the way to the bathroom for a little pick-me-up and make-out session. Stranger things have happened.