Nicolette Sheridan didn't just break things off with Michael Bolton; she put him out with the recycling. She also wants him to continue paying for the house she kicked him out of. Isn't that sweet?

She may not be everyone's favorite Housewife, but she has grown attached to the house she bought with Michael just a few months ago. It was supposed to be their marital residence, but just two days after Michael moved in, Nicolette had a sudden change of heart and put him out on the curb. There was no reason stated for their breakup, but one has to wonder if there was infidelity involved, especially in light of her rather abrupt eviction of him and subsequent Malibu beach bikini parade. She has the face of an evil crone but has an incredible body.

Whatever the reason, the breakup has put Michael in a difficult position. He had a gigantic mansion in Westport that he put on the market when he and Nicolette bought the love nest in Hidden Hills, and now he's got no place to live. To make matters worse, Nicolette is reluctant to buy him out of his share of the house; she thinks he should just let her keep it. Kind of like a parting gift, or perhaps some kind of payback. He must have been very naughty.