I guess even the fancy shelves in Brookville can't keep that bag of bones from smelling up the pantry after his "Use by" date. He has outlasted all the others, and with good reason (he was a lot smarter), but even he may have run out of smoke and mirrors. Did she wake up and realize what she was missing, or did he?

Despite their declarations of true love and deep commitment, no one really believed that Marc and Jennifer would last. He was too ADD, she was too high maintenance. Despite his hollow cheeks and skeletal frame, Mr. Anthony is quite the womanizer; perhaps it was this that attracted Jennifer to him all those years ago.

Marc caught up with Jen while she was on the rebound from a painfully public breakup with Ben Affleck, and wrapped her up in a tight little bow before she really knew what hit her. Suddenly the media whore who loved to play sex kitten on the red carpet wasn't making appearances anymore. And when she was spotted in public, she was hiding from, not courting, the paps at the lead of her new husband. He choked the life out of her career and left her nothing to look forward to but motherhood. It's a good thing she did get pregnant; her sanity might not have taken much more of life as she was living it.

Well, now she's got the babies she always wanted. She's got the beautiful mansion, the servants waiting on her hand and foot ... and where's Marc? He's out clubbing ... without his wedding ring. Did he really think she'd just sit at home while he lives the life? Look to see a lot more of JLo in the press this coming year. She worked too hard to get where she was to tuck it all into a scrapbook for her grandchildren. If he thinks Jennifer will be content to watch him from the sidelines he's seriously underestimating her.