I don't get it. That girl spends more time in the gym than Jack LaLanne, and she's got the amazing curves to show for it. So how come she dresses like an extra on the Mary Tyler Moore Show? So frumpy, so matronly, so very unappealing. Is she just clueless, or is she showing signs of oppression by a man half her size?

Since she's latched on to the little man's coattails, Jessica has ditched the sexy evening gowns and revealing photo shoots. No longer is she sitting (crouching) for shots like this -

- Or tantalizing pubescent males with her sexy scowl and side boob. It's hard for me to think of this pose as sexy. The girl just doesn't ooze self-confidence - it's almost like she's questioning the photographer each step of the way.

Perhaps this insecurity is what her alleged fiance is banking on to keep her under control. It's not like he can keep her by virtue of his physical prowess. The last time they tried that he had to call the fire department to rescue him from a tree. It was the only place she couldn't follow him.