OK, Posh wore the boots to her perfume opening at Macy's Herald Square, but Posh is different than you and I. As an obscenely wealthy fashionista she's expected to wear crazy stuff no one else would. Besides, she'll do anything to keep David's attention. Hell, wouldn't you?

That was weird enough, but what I saw in today's Fashion Week pictures made my blood run cold. Why would anyone wear a shirt or dress made entirely of hair, whether it's real or synthetic? It's not artistic. It's not even remotely attractive. It made no sense and served no purpose. Not to mention it looks itchy as hell.

Fashion is supposed to be fun. It's supposed to be visually and emotionally stimulating. It's not supposed to make you scratch your head in confusion or make you think everyone else got the joke but you. And Posh. Becks is laughing, though; of that you can be sure.