Oh, the sadness. I was this close to that menage a trois ... Seriously, what could come between the bestest of friends, the tightest of buds? It's not what you think, and it wasn't Angelina. The answer after the jump.

George and Brad have been buddies for years. Despite their vastly different lifestyles, these two were practically inseparable when work and love commitments didn't keep them ... well, separated. So what came between them? Henry Higgins. That's right. Henry freakin' Higgins.

Both Brad and George are just dying to play the part Rex Harrison made famous in My Fair Lady. To be honest, I think George is a better fit, but only because he has that dark, handsome, gentlemanly sexiness. Brad is a bit more rugged, playful, boyish. But both are equally talented, and could probably both be equally great in such a classic role. But their competition has become so fierce that they're not even speaking to each other, according to the Clooney. Angie must be thrilled, but I hope they make up; how else could we have Ocean's movies indefinitely?