Phil has never been lucky in love, but I don't think he's a terribly nice guy, so maybe he reaps what he sows. This is a guy who broke up with his second wife by fax - I guess he was afraid she'd kick his ass. His third wife, Orianne, was just awarded the biggest divorce payout in British history - about $50 million, which is more than Paul McCartney paid Heather Mills to shut up and go away. And that $46 million of Paul's money was only a fraction of his billions; Phil's $50 million is roughly a third of his net worth. She only had to put up with his shit for six years and pop out a couple of kids. She probably earned every dollar of it, though.

Orianne is using her windfall to open a high-end jewelry shop; Phil has no definite plans for the future. A recent ear infection left him with such a hearing loss that he said he will retire from touring. He better lay off the marriage thing before he wipes out his retirement savings and has to become a street musician to survive.