Never in my wildest dreams could I ever imagine Anna Wintour wearing anything twice. Not even the same lipstick. Yet it happened. How could this be? Has she been placed on an austerity budget? Is she becoming senile? Or is she just toying with us again?
Perhaps it's that aspiring fashionista hockey player she's been fawning over. He's a good looking guy, true, but maybe he's slow and she's got to repeat herself. We all know how much Anna likes to repeat herself.
Or maybe Anna's going soft in her golden years. This could be her way of saying that it's OK to be practical now and then. The dress, a short-sleeved Carolina Herrera floral print, is lovely indeed, and she did change her shoes ... but she wore it not once, not twice, but three times in a week. She probably had her assistant lovingly hand-wash it each time while she stood over her, telling her how worthless and unqualified she is to draw the same air as one so lofty as herself. Then again, she could have just bought three copies and rotated them. One never knows.