Believe it or not, some of these dresses cost more than $200! Not being a wealthy person I've rarely spent that much on a dress, and believe me, anything I spent that much money on was truly memorable. Not this crap; I've seen more memorable rags in a truck stop restroom.

Lauren doesn't seem to care about that, though. She's too busy filming her suck-ass show and drinking every night to do any promotional work for her line. Kitson's dropped the line recently after being unable to book her for a personal appearance. They're not missing much. Those who are unlucky to be graced by Ms. Conrad's presence are subjected to a snotty, rude little diva.

OK, she's not really an intern, or a designer, or anything but this vapid little twerp stuck in her own little dream world. I wonder where she'll be in five years.