It's hard to say with Brooke. I think she's the closest thing the Hogan family has to normal, but that's still a far cry from everyone else's idea of normal. There was that tie-dyed, animal print horror with the backfat cut-outs she wore last year ... and then there's this.

Like I said, deliberate or fashion illiterate? You decide.

On the other side of the coin is Dame Helen Mirren, who turns 63 next week. Brooke could hope to look that good at 30; at 63 she's going to look like petrified oatmeal that was left out in the sun too long. Dame Helen, however, is still smashing. The woman is amazing.