Wow, if all she had to do to keep her husband was lay back and hum they'd probably still be together. It wasn't that hard for him to find a woman who could balance a family and career, now, was it?

I guess you could say we live and we learn. Now that Jen's really digging this guy she didn't have to pay for she'll do whatever it takes to keep her strangely masculine hands clenched around his ... arm. She'll let him drive her car, and pay the tickets he racks up as he does. She'd probably build a studio at her house if he asked, buy him a car, get his initials engraved in the chassis. Wait. Does that remind you of someone? Just askin'.

Now Jennifer is determined to follow John from city to city as he tours Europe. I wanted to say "at least Jessica didn't do that," but maybe she did. A dick-crazed woman knows no bounds. How long do you think it'll take before he's had enough of that malarkey? There she is, day after day, hour after hour ... maybe she's just stocking up, getting while the getting's good. Or maybe she'll end up burning his CDs on the beach.