Nanny dishes details on Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's Nude Swims

Star reports how pizza-and-chocolate breakfasts, dart-gun wars and screaming contests are all part of a normal day in the Jolie-Pitt household.

Angelina Jolie even told Star that lover Brad Pitt was "trying to" care for their four children, while she was promoting Kung Fu Panda at the Cannes Film Festival. The whirlwind of activity at the couple's $58 million rented Villa Maryland in St. Jean Cap Ferrat, France — and soon to be at their new rental, a $70 million home on the French Riviera — would leave any parent breathless, but that's just how this mom and dad like it. "Angelina doesn't believe in old-fashioned restrictions because she finds them oppressive," a pal of the pair tells Star. "So her rule is to have few rules."

So that means chaotic meals (each child can have whatever they want to eat), nightmare bath hours (the bathroom's soaking by the time they finish), children chirping in all different languages (Maddox only wants to speak in French) and six televisions that are on around the clock. Making things even crazier, cellphones, landlines, fax machines ring around the clock and the doorbell chimes with constant deliveries of clothes and toys.

"Their friends in Los Angeles, New Orleans and even Italy all say the same thing: It's insane," says a source.

And when Brad and Angelina aren't skinny-dipping at 2 a.m., they're finalizing plans for all of their children to be in the delivery room when Angie gives birth to twins in July.

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