What could have set them off? Sources saw them in a screaming brawl in a restaurant Saturday night, followed by Lindsay packing all her stuff into someone else's car, then sunning her tatas poolside at a local hotel. You know that doesn't bode well for Lindsay. Some of her most infamous scenes were played out at establishments like Chateau Marmont. (I hear she's since been banned from staying there.)

If it's true, it's a shame. Despite a shady beginning, Sam really seemed to care for Lindsay and appeared to be a stabilizing influence. Where will she live now? She's had to sell her two houses because she's broke. She hates her family with the exception of Ali, who's still too young to come support her. True love? Marriage? Everyone's had that milk; the cow is utterly (udderly?) worthless.