Any group, I don't care if it's a recognized church or a quasi-religion, that condemns breast milk as unhealthy and instead pushes its members to feed infants sweetened barley milk cannot be taken seriously. I'd love to see Suri take a DNA test; I'm sure they'll find Katie's, but I wouldn't be surprised if she was fertilized by a golden sample from the Chosen One.

But this isn't about Suri. This is about Will Smith, who has steadfastly denied any involvement in Scientology even as they drag him in deeper and deeper. Will is reportedly one of those "back door members" - those who support the church monetarily but don't want public recognition of it. Because then they'll end up like Tom Cruise.

Will recently announced the opening of his new school, the New Village Academy in Calabasas, CA. He didn't announce the fact that this new school focuses on ethics and survival, using "Study Technology", a technique that just happens to be the brainchild of one L. Ron Hubbard. And oddly enough, even though he dropped "thousands" on the school Will's name isn't mentioned anywhere on the website, most likely at the insistence of his publicist.

And where does his wife, Jada, stand on all this? She's well-known for being a strong, intelligent woman. I can't see her becoming a Stepford Wife like Mrs. Cruise. You know she could kick Will's ass with one hand behind her back. Maybe the brainwashers got to her already. If she shows up with a Posh bob and a Betty Crocker dress on at her next concert, then we'll know it's too late for her. Save yourselves!