Suspect # 1 is frequent fashion fatality Tori Spelling, who just goes to show that no matter how much money a person has, they can still massacre a look. With that big square head and bright platinum hair, black would probably be a better choice for Toni, but poor little rich girl is starved for attention and wants to be sure her picture is taken, so once again she throws caution to the wind. We'll let it slide because she's got a bun in the oven, and pregnant woman are homicidal.

Suspect # 2 is little Chrissy Crocker, otherwise known as the little freak who wailed, "Leave Britney Alone!" as his claim to fame. He still shows up on the red carpet for D-list events, but that's only because the paps are hoping he lifts his skirt and flashes his tiny manberry tree again. Like Tori, Chris is starved for attention and slightly off his rocker, but this little clucker needs to climb back under his rock again; his 15 minutes were up long ago.

A word to the wise: Be kind to yellow, folks. Yellow is sunshine, bananas, summer squash ... all equally benign things that are good for us. Subjecting our eyes and fragile psyches to these abominations makes us think of other yellow stuff better left unmentioned.