Seeing this hot mess makes me understand why Anna Wintour told the Italian designers to group their shows more closely together. It's not to save money; she just wants to get that shit over with. Everyone knows Anna hates Italian fashion. She was heard to say Armani's time was done a couple of years ago, but I don't know. He still looks a helluva lot better in his white Speedo than she would.

This is not Armani's work, though. I'm actually not sure whose it is; it wasn't credited to a particular designer, but had earned inclusion on a "worst of" page. I'd actually be surprised if anyone owned up to it at this point.

For those unfamiliar with Italian fashion, rest assured that this is most definitely not indicative of the norm. Italian designers like Armani, Valentino and Versace design garments that love the female body. The garment on Pissy Jumper Boy is figure-hugging, but instead of being sexy it looks like he stole it from his little sister. He also looks like the type who would like it when Sissy smacks him around a bit.