Well, it's not like they were buying these things for themselves ... they don't seem to have any troubles in the romance department. But their favorite American friends Tom and Katie seem to have hit a dry spell, so Posh and her fencepost-packing husband did a little shopping for them.

Posh is terribly fond of her sweet American friend Katie. She's taken her to fashion shows and on fashion excursions, trying to get the girl to just lighten up a little bit, and stop dressing like someone's grandmother. Unlike Posh, Katie's naturally long and lean without starvation diets; she can pull off almost any look. But Katie's stuck in her shell.

Posh knows just the thing to break Katie out of her doldrums - it's time to put a little fire back into their marriage. She dragged David to the Pleasure Chest, an "adult superstore" in Hollywood, where they spent some time building a gift basket for the still-newlyweds. There was all manner of gadget and implement thrown in their basket. A witness said they "seemed to know exactly what they wanted" and scooped it all up.

One can only imagine the expression on Tom and Katie's faces when they open their gifts. How can they tell their British buddies they don't even sleep on the same floor, never mind the same bed, and still expect to recruit them for the church? Oh, Xenu will not be pleased.

By Lisa Voglesonger posted time [ 9:13 PM]