And look, she even wore a costume! What a silly, self-consumed twit. Her taste in men is as bad as her taste in clothes, but because she doesn't actually pay for her clothes, she has to wear what they give her. And because he's probably not paying, either, he'll just have to make do with the cards he's dealt.

And you thought she couldn't top Cisco Adler. Ha! Meet Taylor Locke, who apparently is guitarist of a band called Rooney. Lucky for Taylor, Mischa doesn't have a regular paying job, but she's probably still got some OC money left, so he won't have to entertain his princess on a starving artist's salary.

Do these two look at themselves in the mirror before they go out and think they look cool? Mischa in particular looks like she's wearing three different hand-me-down outfits. Someone needs to tell her that D-list rock sluts don't dress like color blind bag ladies, and someone needs to tell him to run while he still can - she's got some expensive habits and runs with a shady crowd.