You can't do this forever, you know. You just celebrated your 27th birthday this week; I've never seen such a sideshow D-list in my life. Last year's "It" girl would never have bent elbows with the likes of that animal's castoffs. I'd watch him around the drinks and food, and her around the coat room, if you know what I mean. I see you did your best to stay drunk as a skunk all week. Couldn't even be bothered to help your little brother out - that's pretty harsh. What did he ever do to you?
But that's not the worst of it. They know about the dogs, and somebody said something about the closets. Better hide everything and call that little orange publicist. He's worth his weight in gold, isn't he? I'm going to open the windows and see if I can air this place out while we wait.
Lindsay Lohan continued paving her way to obscurity in as many ways as she could this week. She's back in the clubs with a vengeance, swigging vodka and champagne while in pursuit of Adrian Grenier and/or Leo DiCaprio, both of whom declined a chance to strap their rockets to her sockets. She brought her pap frenzy to Madeo's and irritated Clint Eastwood, who wasn't thinking of using her anyway. You'd think she would have learned from Georgia Rules and dinner with Anna that you just don't piss off the old guard.
Unless of course you are the old guard, then you can just >a href="http://prettyboring.com/?q=node/6996" target="blank" >say and do whatever you want.
Oh, dear. The downstairs maid is screaming again. Better get the others to calm her down while I bag the evidence. This is going to cost you in the long run. One way or the other.
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