It must have been hard for Oprah to imagine a world without her. Since it is her world, when she's gone it will cease to be, right? Well, just in case she's wrong, Oprah did a little estate planning recently, and I bet a certain scruffy outpost of facial hair was left feeling a bit ... cast aside. How would you feel if your fiance of more than two decades dissed you for some imaginary babies and a bunch of flavor-of-the-week charities?

What is it with the Stedman and Oprah? There's no sparks there; he could easily be a distant relative or employee for all the warmth she shows him. At least he'd have a retirement plan then.

Concerned that her mighty will be subverted once her physical self has passed on, Oprah is said to be preparing her will, says the Enquirer. Why she would wait until now, and why she would tell the Enquirer all this is beyond me, but whatever. According to this story, Oprah plans to divvy up her massive fortune between some charities and three as-yet-unadopted little girls. Is that why she started that school, so she could cultivate a whole slew of candidates?

Lest you worry about how Stedman will get on should he survive her, apparently he's a best-selling author and motivational speaker, and doing just fine, thank you very much. Huh. Who knew?