Exhibit # 1: Undeniably one of the hottest men on the planet, I present Brad Pitt. While he has been showing some mileage since being sucked into Angelina's Babies R Us, he's still amazingly sexy. This shot is from his campaign for Edwin Jeans in Japan. Isn't it funny that American movie stars make millions doing commercials overseas when doing the same in America would destroy their "credibility" as film stars?

Exhibit # 2 has no known name, but perhaps it's best that he remain unnamed. Dude's wearing a tutu. On purpose. And for no apparent reason. Yes, I suppose it's some kind of fashion statement, but what could that statement possibly be? No good can come of this.

Of course, the man wearing the clothes can often make or break a look. Tutu boy would have seemed like any other metrosexual in Brad's outfit, while Brad would ... probably still look absolutely ridiculous in the tutu. Some things are beyond salvation.