Finding pictures of Eva inappropriately garbed was easy - a quick Google image search bombarded me with Eva in her underwear and more (less?). It was actually harder to find her in red carpet attire, but I pressed on. It wasn't too bad. I'm OK.

This first picture must be from before Desperate Housewives hit big - it's so bad it's comical. Is she supposed to be a soft porn Pocahantas? I'm not sure. My, what big teeth you have, little leather lady. She must have used a whole roll of double-stick tape that night ... or maybe not. That was before she landed the NBA husband and haute couture airs.

Which brings us to the "after" shot. I'm not sure when or where this picture was shot, but I do know she's wearing de la Renta, and wearing it well. Notice that while her large mouth is still gaping, she now takes care not to bare her teeth so threateningly at the flashing cameras.

Eva is a "Good News, Bad News" happy ending. She always looks good when she goes out now, and she's developing her own great sense of style. It doesn't hurt that she's in great shape, either. I wonder when she'll get the Hollywood bump flu - she must be using some mighty powerful birth control.